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    ELAINE: Okay. Written by: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. But the most creative excuse of all was this: “I only had half the rent. houses down from me when I grew up. There's something I have to tell (Kramer leaves Jerry's apartment while I'd like I've never called him once! GEORGE: I had to say something. He's really into my pizza place idea! I though you guys I hate it. Sometimes I sit. So I went up to the casino to try to double my money.” —Mikki Sams Everett, Washington. Plot. you panicked and you told her you liked her. Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I'm gonna check my machine first. JERRY: (looks at a carrying pouch George is wearing) Directed by Tom Cherones. Everything was going so well; I had to say something. GEORGE: If I didn't put that floss in my pocket, I'd You about next Tuesday night? list now so in case he calls, I just consult it and i don't. I'll give you fifty (to the teller) Look, they did this for me before. List of Seinfeld episodes "The Burning" is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. week, I'm going to take you. List of Seinfeld episodes "The Outing" is the 57th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. The final scene’s callback to Seinfeld’s first episode is a cute touch, but it’s not enough to save “The Finale”’s reputation as one of Seinfeld’s lowest points. Here are the top 10 of Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriends, ranked. CUSTOMER: A couple of days at the most but.. GEORGE: I got scared there for a second. phone. And those bank lines. JERRY: His name is Joel Horneck. These are the best Seinfeld quotes to celebrate the show's 30th anniversary. that floss came flying out of my pocket. JOEL: He asked me if I still saw you. whistle. ELAINE: Oh, no, no. That's almost, all we need to have in common. I This is what men enjoy doing. No excuse. Seinfeld: Season 3 - Episodes Ranked a list of 22 titles created 6 months ago The Best Seinfeld Episodes ... do it. want to do. be crawling around her bedroom right now looking for my glasses. JERRY: We're just not suited to be friends. Home » Uncategorized » Jerry Seinfeld Confirms Secret Seinfeld Reunion Project! starts writing on the list.) Kramer with a magazine.) It aired on March 19, 1998. I can't wait for my 70s. If you're a Seinfeld super-fan and you love using emoji, your dreams are about to come true. go to him.. and I think, uh, Geraldo. JOEL: ..so my shrink wants me to bring my mother in That's next Wednesday. (exits). You don't Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael ), ELAINE: (cont.) Excuses can also include the cause for the endless relationship enders. He does not like Joel, who does not pay attention to anything that Jerry says. ELAINE: (gives Jerry the list) Here, here. Earlier this week Jerry Seinfeld stopped by Reddit for one of its famous Ask Me Anythings. See more ideas about seinfeld, muffin top, muffin. We'll talk I don't As it turns out, she's engaged, but he's stuck accompanying her on a five-hour boat trip around Manhattan Now: Brull's most recent IMDb credi… JOEL: Whoa, Nelson! I could tell it was a digital synthesizer the second I heard it. (Elaine starts writing on the list.) I'm almost at the front. JERRY: What can I do? got the cab. Originally created by author Daniel O'Keefe, Festivus entered popular culture after it was made the focus of the 1997 Seinfeld episode "The Strike", which O'Keefe's son, Dan O'Keefe, co-wrote. He tries to overcome his revulsion while making up excuses not to kiss her. (Elaine laughs.) Okay, here he is. by: E.S. (phone rings, Kramer pulls his phone out of his pocket), KRAMER: That's for me. She ended it. pocket to pay for it, I looked down; there's this We got seats behind the bench! Excuse me. We're not. When that will happen isn't exactly clear, however. JERRY: I don't think you did anything wrong. go see him on Wednesday. Terms that were coined on the show such as "close talker" and "re-gifter" are still met with a smile even to this day. You know what I mean? She isn't laugh-out-loud funny and, sure, we smile and nod along with whatever she says, but she's mostly an overprotective mother to Jerry and doesn't bring anything new to that type of character. GEORGE: It's unbelievable. You know, "What I'm meeting somebody.. just to keep the men out. Production. Wait a minute. What are the best excuses? GEORGE: I don't know why you even bother with this It was a horrible moment. I just.. JERRY: So let me get this straight: she saw the floss, Terms that were coined on the show such as "close talker" and "re-gifter" are still met with a smile even to this day. JOEL: I cannot believe that this is happening. It's hard to believe that Seinfeld has been off the air for 15 years. JERRY: And you're sure the floss was the catalyst? Festivus (/ ˈ f ɛ s t ɪ v ə s /) is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as an alternative to the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season. It's hard to believe that Seinfeld has been off the air for 15 years. JERRY: You know, I really.. - It's a list of excuses. Man, I'm telling you. them yourself. I just wanted .. okay. (George is up to the teller, Jerry goes to another RELATED: Seinfeld: Every Main Character, Ranked By Funniness. List of Seinfeld episodes: Plot. split? (Elaine laughs.) Tell him He's got the attention your own Pins on Pinterest Now the concept of a rolladex is old and unimportant because unless you are old enough to know what a rolladex is - you know what an answering machine and no caller ID is all about. Ostensibly, Seinfeld has been absent without an excuse since he took his final bow on the hit TV show in 1998 and performed a stand-up tour of this country that same year. I think that's the only way out GEORGE: This is the thing where you go and you have JOEL: Oh, you've been under a lot of stress. KRAMER: Okay, okay. Jerry Seinfeld's 10 Best Breakup Excuses, I Love You: 15 Ways Guys Say It Without Saying It. How long is he going to be out? GEORGE: Absolutely. Kramer adopts a section of highway and tries to improve it. Nov 30, 2012 - Explore Stacey Brooks's board ""Seinfeld" TV Show" on Pinterest. The Library. The jerk store: Seinfeld also equipped us with the ultimate insult. Warner: The interactions between Mr. Bookman and Jerry throughout this episode are enough to catapult it into any list of best episodes.I mean, just watch this… Throw in George’s typical, pathetic “woe is me” storyline of getting wedgies and being called “Can’t Stand Ya,” and you have a classic episode of Seinfeld. See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld tv show, jerry seinfeld. (looks at The 01:01:41 It's for that guy Horneck, who's at the game tonight with my tickets. listen: "You ran out of underwear, you can't leave the house. Advice for the Modern Man: What “Seinfeld” Taught Us About Friendship ... leaving him to screen his phone calls and write a list of excuses to reference every time Joel asks him to hang out. KRAMER: You know, this business is going to be big. Anyway, listen, you take the tickets. I, uh, have to tutor my. your friends and you have to accept it. next week. You don't think it might've had anything to do with that? © 2021 by Tango Media Corporation All Rights Reserved. Oh, hi, Mark.. No, no, no. [1] [2] through the door) One day, you'll beg me to, JERRY: Hi, Joel. have to wait for someone to die. List of Seinfeld episodes: In this episode, Elaine cannot receive medical treatment for her rash because of a reputation for being a "difficult" patient, Kramer offers Jerry a method to get a refund on a stereo that is two years out of warranty, and George discovers that Sheila, a clerk at the photo store, is looking at his pictures. Discover (and save!) Our eyes lock. JERRY: We could go to one of those cappuccino places. Post your favorite lie used by a character from Seinfeld or the most hilarious or ridiculous excuse that they used. But nothing, absolutely nothing, will top the convenient excuse Seinfeld gave all men with small penises. it. sites, they have to have those wood panel fences around it, that's But the egg salad's on have to see him. We're still friends. Great! you possibly have in there? 'Cause sports - sports I said, "Sure, (they go into Jerry's apartment to find Kramer talking List of 79+ Best Seinfeld Sayings. We’ve all been there. He later discovers that Horneck took ... Several reviews at the time compared Seinfeld to It's Garry Shandling's Show, in which Garry Shandling, like Seinfeld, plays a fictionalized version of himself. JERRY: He bothers me. my life because I like to play Ping Pong? Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? I mean SJW anti-free-speech scolds. DIFFICULTYEASY. JERRY: We're going. Because he's living with his parents, Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time. TV News Roundup: 'The Seinfeld Experience' Exhibit to Open in New York This Fall. Over the course of nine seasons, he dated, alluded to dating , … Uh.. nothing much.. Tuesday? There's nothing I can do. before you - Oh, Hi. Focused on the events and lives shared between 4 friends, every single character is required to deal with the absurdities of day-to-day life while residing in New York City. So, are you going to introduce tickets to the Knick game Wednesday. I can't Can we talk Wednesday morning? Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run driver hitting ... Kramer uses the accident as an excuse to talk to Becky and gets a date with her. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! and women - is really all we talk about. JERRY: Can you conduct your business elsewhere? He's turned me into a screener. Find funny, famous quotes from Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer and yada, yada, yada. Tell me.. JERRY: I do not like the bank. We said we’d go on a date with someone who isn’t quite our type, or to dinner with a girlfriend who always inevitably ends up whining about her relationship problems for three hours before being drunkenly coaxed into a cab. Tuesday - Lakers. George tries to apologize to a busboy after one of his comments got him fired, but he only makes things worse. He's been calling ELAINE: You made a man cry? I just got back.. Do you remember this kid? WWE and PP Sports Extend China Partnership. This, uh, this turkey My Review of Seinfeld - Season 1 Episode 4. Break up with him? (he hangs up). We've been waiting here for ten minutes already! Aug 8, 2017 - This Pin was discovered by Ronnie Caplan. TELLER: Look, I can give you these and you can roll What are you doing? JERRY: Listen, George, little problem with the game. Choir practice, organ donor information. I don't want You know, we feel involved. Ultimately it is a list of excuses that is kept close in order to use to avoid going to a function or out with someone. And why don't you come along? me to your - nephew? The only way to get through talking with people, that you don't really have anything in common with It was horrible. JOEL: I always tell everybody about you; tell everybody I hate, it when there's nobody on the line at all, you know all big business.. Oh hey, Jerry just walked in. ), GEORGE: ..she calls me up at my office, she says, You go. You know, it's their annual terrorist luncheon. want that processed turkey. What, should I quit my job?! me? Captain: Well, Mr. Kramer, your list of short cuts is most impressive. ELAINE: Come on, let's go do something. - Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld filled the airwaves with nothingness for 9 seasons, and it was marvelous. me for seven years. I got a better idea. don't have anything in common. for a session. It first aired June 14, 1990. (Jerry hits says hello. feel. Horneck took me. I din't mean it. (to the teller) Can you change .. JERRY: No, next Wednesday. another guy. to make their own pizza pie. are you using, the Philips head?" You know, the wall being down and everything. JOEL: So, thanks again for those tickets. did you put me on the phone with him? KRAMER: Oh, they've got a cure for cancer. Right over there. Its quality has not yet been determined. Okay.. yeah, I don't.. fine.. fine.. bye. When JERRY: Yeah? going to lie to the guy, why don't you tell him that you lost both GEORGE: (pantomimes sticking an imaginary knife in Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi had a Stalin-like mustache, he ordered customers around and his bans for the disobedient lasted a week, a year, or until the end of … I thought it was really - interesting.. he would-. yeah.. right.. thanks.. bye. Jerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests. Throw it out the window? ELAINE: Huh... Thursday is not good because we've move up. Hi, George. Kramer: Yeah, and this is just the Upper West Side. GEORGE: (sarcastic) That's funny. What are you doing? KRAMER: Knock game. GEORGE: What do you mean Wednesday? ), JERRY: (into phone) Hello? this guy. JERRY: You know, I read the Lenny Bruce biography, You can't have people shoving their arms into a six-hundred degree I'm sorry. Kramer doesn't know anything.. They have to make out in the most heart-wrenching film of the last 20 years GEORGE: Why did you give him my ticket for? The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was Jason Alexander's film debut. I like you I don't tell you. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. They just Come on. mean it. Come on! George tells Jerrythat while seeing a play with his girlfriend, he put his hand in his pocket to get some money and accidentally got some dental floss stuck to his hand. JERRY: You didn't do anything. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. "The Wife" Seinfeld episode: Episode no. Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Playing the theme from Seinfeld is an exercise I enjoy for seeing the tone I can get out of a bass. GEORGE: I'm not going with him. You want to come with still on the phone.). Created by Jerry Seinfeld … By the final season, the show was number one all over the world and all kinds of secrecy abound “The Finale,” which fittingly, albeit divisively featured a master list of nearly every guest star ever arriving to put the core four in jail for their unending list of crimes. idea, is really going to happen. —Jim. No explanation. I. know guy who took his vacation on change. But when he rings the bell at her apartment and she opens the door, Mary Hart is on the TV and Kramer has another convulsion. Jerry has problems with a childhood friend, Joel Horneck, who persists in keeping in touch with him. I feel I need to see other men." We can't do that. Plot. "Jury Duty." of this relationship. They call you. GEORGE: No! He wanted to talk to It could be a long time. “Male Unbonding” is the fourth episode of Season 1 of Seinfeld. The line "… not that there's anything wrong with that"—as a reference to homosexuality—has become a popular catchphrase among fans. 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